Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!
Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable
I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did
ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH
engineering is red
science is blue
command is yellow
this isn’t actually a poem it’s just star trek trivia
[when asked if he would be attracted to himself if he were a girl] Of course, I was always so humble and shy and self critical as a kid. Now I am more confident and yeah I am a great guy, I have a lot going for me and I think anybody would be lucky to have me.
Happy 44th birthday Simon Pegg ( 14 February 1970 ) !
IN STAR TREK 2009, AFTER SPOCK SUGGESTS THE ROMULANS ARE FROM THE FUTURE HE SAYS “Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.”
FUCKING SHERLOCK MAN
When you’re a maverick space cowboy and you develop a crush on a type-A literalist with a freakishly accurate internal clock, you can either bemoan the differences between your personality types and convince yourself you’d never make sense together, or—this. They’re yin and yang, but the improvised swagger of Kirk’s one-liner would have lost all its power if he hadn’t timed it to Spock’s predictability. And that’s adorable.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
people like us—we don’t need that much,
just someone that starts the spark in our bonfire hearts